Somehow, I missed the press conference of the year.
Was it Obama talking immigration? No. Boehner on Israel? Not even close.
The press conference of the year was all about balls. Big, brown balls that are being squeezed, rubbed, and played with in all other kinds of manners by grown men.
‘I don’t want anyone touching my balls after that. I don’t want anyone rubbing them, you know, putting any air in them, taking any air out. To me, those balls are perfect and that’s what I expect when I show up on the field.’–Tom Brady as reported by Daily Mail
I don’t want to stand between any man and his perfect balls. If he doesn’t want anyone touching his balls after he’s got them just the way he likes them, you can’t get mad at him for being overly protective of his balls. And, according to Brady, everyone has their own preferences.
‘Everybody has a preference. Some guys like them round. Some guys like them thin. Some guys like them tacky. Some guys like them brand new. Some guys like old balls,’ he explained.
Mashable posted a list of his 8 greatest quotes on balls, and the teenager in me couldn’t get through half the list without bowling over in laughter. I would love to meet him now just so I can ask him if he has ever heard of the term “double entendre.” For example, it’s hard to top the quote they rank as number one… “They also know how I like the balls and I tell them how great they are.” Priceless!!!
Thanks for the laugh Tom. I don’t think people will ever look at you playing with your balls in the same light anymore.
One for the road…