British inventor is going to fart on France

Within the next hour or two, British inventor, Colin Furze is going to point his ass in the direction of France and rip one with the hopes they can hear him from the UK.  He’s not going to break wind himself.  Instead, he has built a huge valveless pulse jet to do that for him.  In addition, he constructed a giant replica of a person’s ass to house the jet.

If you look at his website ColinFurze.com, he is quite a prolific inventor.  My favorite is the mobility scooter that can hit 80mph.  He has others as well, and he is also the owner of several world records because of his inventions.

So, if you hear the sound of someone ripping one, you may want to look around to make sure he’s nowhere nearby.  If I were in the area, I’d go just to see if he can get France to hear him.

[Update @ 4:30 pm EST]

Seems like Mr. Furze was successful at farting at France.  It’s been reported that people in France DID hear his fart from 21 miles away.  It must have been the 3-Bean casserole.  What a gas!!!

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4 thoughts on “British inventor is going to fart on France

  1. “I fart in your general direction. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”

    –John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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